Bert falls asleep! II

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Bert fell asleep today after a swim in the pool. He enjoyed it and took a nap. He was in the ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! "I loved it!" said bert late last night. Bert was so happy. xoxoxoxox

JULIAN'S RESTAURANT SUXX

Julian's is a restaurant that has the same name as Julian(featured in last post). According to this website, http://chefmoz.org/United_States/RI/Providence/Julian%27s954314068.html it sucks. So, that makes Julian suck.

JULIAN SMELLS REALLY BAD!!

For more info visit: http://www.angelfire.com/scary2/julian/ Here is his photo(above)

Alfie eats a dumpling!

It was the greatest nigth of Alfie's life. He had a dumpling. It had soy ginger sauce on it. He ate two! They were really Cordelia's, though.

Alfie Gets a Present!

Alfie got a present for Christmas. It was a chew shaped like a candy cane.

Bert falls asleep!

Bert(pictured) slept on the couch today. He snored loudy and looked really lazy.
Bert slept on the drawing room couch, then he sleepwalked over to the living room couch and woke up.

The Christmas Ornament Starring: BERT!!

Bert likes an ornament for the Christmas tree. It is pictured.

Alfie and the Christmas tree

Alfie barks at the Christmas tree.

Bert goes to London

Bert is in London today after a long trip over the Atlantic Ocean. He got to go to the Tower of London(pictured).

Alfie. The Song.

Jingle bells
Alfie smells
Edina laid an egg
Bertmobile lost its wheel
And Alfie ran away

(repeat)

(sung to 'Jingle Bells')

Bert's Interview

Bert got an interview today. He prefers bones to chews, he is tricolor, he is a purebred beagle. He likes bacon and cheese flavor bones. His favorite color is red.

Bert goes to the park

Bertie, (pictured) loves the park.

Alfie's "Oops!"

Alfie has "the runs" after eating a dog biscuit. We cleaned the crate out and he's now well again. We looked after him he is eating 100000 bits of kibble a day.

Lil' Farters

The two (2) Lil' Farters are shown here, sideways.

Bert swims in the pool!

Bert (pictured) swam in the pool earlier today, after being challenged to fight with Alfie. He will soon be drying but we don't know if he will.