Thursday, January 17, 2008

Beagle Misery....

The top ten things that irritate beagles:

Ten: When you don't buy a squeaky toy every day.

Nine: Being left alone for an HOUR.

Eight: You don't hug them every moment of your life.

Seven: You ran out of treats.

Six: You make cookies, and don't share them with the dog

Five: There's no mud outside to roll in.

Four: At dinner, nobody drops food on the floor

Three: The lid of the trash won't move or it's empty

Two: You were late to feed them.


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Jilly Trapped in Snow Globe

Jilly was trapped in a snow globe Tuesday, police and rescue workers say. "I was scared, I thought I was never getting out, Jilly said earlier this morning. "I'm out, and the only thing hurt is my dignity."