Alfie On Thanksgiving

Alfie was hospitalized last night owing to eating too much turkey. "I like turkey!" Alfie protested last night, after doctors put him in critical condition. Unfortunately, the hospital dinner last night was turkey. He'll be better soon, we have him on turkey painkillers.

It's Thanksgiving!

I like thanksgiving! I get lots of turkey for my food, and anything that falls off the forks of people eating!