Alfie&Bert Stories

Beagle Misery....

2008-01-17T22:14:00.000-08:00

The top ten things that irritate beagles:

Ten: When you don't buy a squeaky toy every day.

Nine: Being left alone for an HOUR.

Eight: You don't hug them every moment of your life.

Seven: You ran out of treats.

Six: You make cookies, and don't share them with the dog

Five: There's no mud outside to roll in.

Four: At dinner, nobody drops food on the floor

Three: The lid of the trash won't move or it's empty

Two: You were late to feed them.

One: COSTUMES.

Jilly Trapped in Snow Globe

2008-01-16T00:12:00.000-08:00

Jilly was trapped in a snow globe Tuesday, police and rescue workers say. "I was scared, I thought I was never getting out, Jilly said earlier this morning. "I'm out, and the only thing hurt is my dignity."

Alfie On Thanksgiving

2007-11-22T05:45:00.000-08:00

Alfie was hospitalized last night owing to eating too much turkey. "I like turkey!" Alfie protested last night, after doctors put him in critical condition. Unfortunately, the hospital dinner last night was turkey. He'll be better soon, we have him on turkey painkillers.

It's Thanksgiving!

2007-11-22T05:11:00.000-08:00

I like thanksgiving! I get lots of turkey for my food, and anything that falls off the forks of people eating!

Jilly gets the Bark

2006-11-23T04:23:00.000-08:00

Oh boy... she got the bark collar. Now she makes a low, grumbling sound instead of barking.

Happy Thanksgiving from Alf and Bert!

2006-11-08T08:45:00.000-08:00

Alfie and Bert wish you HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Bert Wins the Contest!

2006-10-20T05:00:00.000-07:00

Bert won the contest today after a long struggle for Best In Show. He went on the Best in Show stand. He stood there, looking very noble, and he really was noble. He got thounsands of dollars worth of prizes! To vote for him in the real show, go to

http://www.dogster.com/show06/vote_pet.php?i=120136

and for his pet page:

My Dogster Badge

2006-10-14T07:13:00.000-07:00

Bert falls asleep! II

2006-05-08T15:05:00.000-07:00

Decode this:

Bert fell asleep today after a swim in the pool. He enjoyed it and took a nap. He was in the ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! "I loved it!" said bert late last night. Bert was so happy. xoxoxoxox

JULIAN'S RESTAURANT SUXX

2006-04-17T05:28:00.003-07:00

Julian's is a restaurant that has the same name as Julian(featured in last post). According to this website, http://chefmoz.org/United_States/RI/Providence/Julian%27s954314068.html it sucks. So, that makes Julian suck.

JULIAN SMELLS REALLY BAD!!

2006-04-16T16:56:00.000-07:00

For more info visit: http://www.angelfire.com/scary2/julian/ Here is his photo(above)

Alfie eats a dumpling!

2006-04-07T16:43:00.000-07:00

It was the greatest nigth of Alfie's life. He had a dumpling. It had soy ginger sauce on it. He ate two! They were really Cordelia's, though.

Alfie Gets a Present!

2005-12-31T04:48:00.000-08:00

Alfie got a present for Christmas. It was a chew shaped like a candy cane.

Bert falls asleep!

2005-12-11T17:00:00.000-08:00

Bert(pictured) slept on the couch today. He snored loudy and looked really lazy.
Bert slept on the drawing room couch, then he sleepwalked over to the living room couch and woke up.

The Christmas Ornament Starring: BERT!!

2005-12-06T13:45:00.000-08:00

Bert likes an ornament for the Christmas tree. It is pictured.

Alfie and the Christmas tree

2005-12-04T09:09:00.000-08:00

Alfie barks at the Christmas tree.

Bert goes to London

2005-11-10T08:20:00.000-08:00

Bert is in London today after a long trip over the Atlantic Ocean. He got to go to the Tower of London(pictured).

Alfie. The Song.

2005-11-09T11:30:00.000-08:00

Jingle bells
Alfie smells
Edina laid an egg
Bertmobile lost its wheel
And Alfie ran away

(repeat)

(sung to 'Jingle Bells')

Bert's Interview

2005-11-05T21:00:00.000-08:00

Bert got an interview today. He prefers bones to chews, he is tricolor, he is a purebred beagle. He likes bacon and cheese flavor bones. His favorite color is red.

Bert goes to the park

2005-09-07T16:52:00.000-07:00

Bertie, (pictured) loves the park.

Alfie's "Oops!"

2005-09-07T16:28:00.000-07:00

Alfie has "the runs" after eating a dog biscuit. We cleaned the crate out and he's now well again. We looked after him he is eating 100000 bits of kibble a day.

Lil' Farters

2005-09-07T07:39:00.000-07:00

The two (2) Lil' Farters are shown here, sideways.

Bert swims in the pool!

2005-08-23T07:41:00.000-07:00

Bert (pictured) swam in the pool earlier today, after being challenged to fight with Alfie. He will soon be drying but we don't know if he will.